Here is my draft of my memoir. It was actually very easy to write. I think because I was so passionate about what I was writing about. It still needs a little work, but I am very happy with how it turned out.
I wish I was a Kardashian
Five siblings, living my life for the world to see, making paid appearances at Hollywood events, and getting the opportunity to travel the world and meet other celebrities. It must be nice. Having enough money to buy a million dollar ring like it was just another pair of sunglasses from American Eagle, spending every birthday at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas, and waking up Friday morning deciding I want to spend the weekend in Santa Barbra…just because. I wish I was a Kardashian.
I wish I had such a close, loving, crazy family. I wish that I was able to experience all of those amazing trips, products, achievements, fans, and the Hollywood life. I wish I had my own clothing spread out around the United States. I wish that I could write a book about my life and have it on the New York Times Bestseller List. I wish I had a life that 4.2 million people Worldwide would tune in every Sunday night to watch. I wish that I could be invited to endless Hollywood red carpets, and I wish that I were even nominated for awards at those red carpet events. I wish I had the money to travel to Haiti and donate all my time and my money to help those who would be less fortunate than me. I think about how amazing it would be to shoot cover after cover for the World’s most famous magazines and have editors want to do an entire story on me.
I wish I could experience super bowl games and sitting courtside at basketball games. I wouldn’t even have to pay because I would be related to one of the players! How cool would it be to have multiple perfumes out in stores? With a picture of yourself on the box! I wish I could have my own radio show and host different television shows. I wish America could wake up and turn their televisions on and see me right on their television screens. I wish I could endorse a specific diet product. Maybe then I wouldn’t have to work out so much! After all, I would need that great body for all those photo shoots I would be doing. The Kardashians even have their own silly bandz and wax figures made after them. I mean really, I cannot be the only one who wishes they were a Kardashian.
I know that being a Kardashian is not all money, jewels, and a huge fan club. Of course, there are downsides for everything you wish for. Would I be able to still live my life how I normally do with cameras 5 feet behind me? Would I be strong enough to not care about the rumors that were out about me every week in the newsstands? Some moments might even be captured on film that I might not be too happy about. I would be so busy I might not even get to appreciate the little things in life. I know being a Kardasian is not all that great. No matter how much I may wish I was a Kardashian, or even wish to meet one, which I haven’t yet, just putting that out there, I really do appreciate my friends and family. We may not live a Kardashian life or travel all over the world together, but I am very happy with my life. My family may not tackle rumors every day, be asked to attend events, or have a home in Holmby Hills, but I am fine with that. I know that at the end of the day I am very happy with my life and everybody who is currently in it. Sometimes it’s just fun to think, “I wish I was a Kardashian”.